Definitely don’t read into the way Elphaba told Glinda “I love you”, and then shoved her bubbly blonde ass into an actual closet and ran off with the male “love of her life”, a literal strawman.
The Course of Empire is a series of five paintings created by the English-born American painter Thomas Cole between 1833 and 1836, which depicts the growth and fall of an imaginary city. The Course of Empire comprises the following works: The Course of Empire – The Savage State (1); The Arcadian or Pastoral State (2); The Consummation of Empire (3); Destruction (4); and Desolation (5).
I do not think there will be gelphie in part 2 I think they’ll be like we fought over a man but our platonic friendship and sisterhood with each other is more important to us than that! and cast interviews will be of this sentiment and then there will be articles that are like The feminism of wicked part 2 and then Ariana grande will share an instagram post that’s like What does she see in that pile of straw anyway…
Ariana grande is still technically straight and was involved in a major heterosexual homewrecking scandal and yet gay women love her now. Almost overnight mind you. Cause she put in the work. She was clocked in at the dyke factory chewing scenery every day for years. And she did it for the culture. So I don’t buy it when bisexuals say lesbians hate them for dating a man like there is no excuseeeeeee. Ethan slater looks like a rat. She broke up his marriage. But she respected the culture. She was posting lesbian twitter memes on Instagram. Main feed. The boyfriend is not an excuse. It’s that they can tell you don’t respect the culture. You don’t want to work. You don’t want to click the f/f filter on AO3 and watch the options drop from 30,000 to 10. You won’t watch once upon a time because “it’s bad.” You won’t watch one of the three existing lesbian movies from the 2000s with a five dollar budget. It’s like Kim K said. Nobody wants to work.
elphaba being like “look at me” and then glinda’s face lighting up and then she has to be like “no, try again you stupid dyke” is the funniest possible way they could’ve delivered that scene
